NEWS
FDT News
News for a brighter tomorrow, assuming tomorrow cooperates.
FDT CONGLOMERATE
Visionary Leadership
for a World That
Didn't Ask for It.
A sprawling international enterprise with interests in media, technology, artificial intelligence, entertainment, publishing, finance, energy, aerospace and several industries that have yet to be invented.
A Global Leader in Almost Everything™
JAM35
Founder · Chairman · CEO · President · General Bigwig
1Worldwide Employee
∞Corporate Ambition
50%Approximate Humanity
100%Board Approval
THE FDT FAMILY OF COMPANIES
Diverse interests. Questionable judgment.
FDT Conglomerate maintains a commanding presence in nearly every field that can be placed on a corporate website.
FILM
FDT Motion Pictures
Satire in motion. Awards remain under consideration.
PUB
FDT Publishing
Cartoons, comic strips, commentary and documents nobody requested.
AI
FDT AI Laboratories
Human ideas. Artificial intelligence. Questionable results.
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FDT Financial
Creative accounting for a complex world. No actual financial services provided.
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FDT Energy
Powering opinions worldwide since somebody had to.
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FDT Aerospace
Taking nonsense to new heights with no launch window announced.
FDT
FDT Consumer Products
Quality products for a less serious world. Inventory may be imaginary.
EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP
Meet JAM35
Part human. Part machine. All trouble.
JAM35 is a retired IT professional, longtime web developer, satirical political cartoonist and the entire executive leadership team of FDT Conglomerate. He combines human ideas, opinions, humor and irreverence with AI-generated artwork to create cartoons, comic strips, fake news broadcasts and other material the FDT Legal Department strongly recommends be described simply as “creative content.”
After decades in technology and six years of retirement, JAM35 made the catastrophic mistake of wondering, “What can I do with artificial intelligence?” FDT Conglomerate was the unfortunate result.
“Artificial intelligence shouldn't replace the political cartoonist. It should give him considerably more ways to get into trouble.”
FROM THE FDT NEWSROOM
Reality remains under investigation.
FDT Board Votes Unanimously to Retain JAM35
Following an exhaustive international search, the Board of Directors announced that JAM35 remains the best—and only—candidate for every senior position in the organization.
Employee of the Month Named for Another Consecutive Month
JAM35 accepted the honor with characteristic humility and thanked the selection committee, whose membership could not immediately be confirmed.
Internal Investigation Clears Management
After reviewing itself, the FDT Ethics Committee found no evidence that management had violated standards written and approved by management.
OUR MISSION
To observe. To question. To create.
To make people think.
And hopefully laugh.
Same planet. Different perspective.
JAM35
Our People Are Our Greatest Asset.
Our Person Is JAM35.
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